Monday, May 17, 2010
Before i actually start posting nonsense, i wanna say dat dis is not a post, but actually nonsense. Interesting or not. it varies among ppl. I wanna make a mini trilogy or smth on this particular piece of garbage.
How to train your beansprout #1
*EPIK MUSIC*
A millenia ago, in the town of freakville, there lived a woman. This woman.................. is totally unimportant to the storyline so who cares about her. However, unknowingly to her, her child, Guanghui was a boy that would start a revolution that would shake the very foundations of this world. And with that, a loser was born.
~13 Years Later~
Guanghui finally emerges from his house, after a long and tiring year of trying to convince him that no one would wedgie Guanghui in the outside world.
His mother gave him a cow, and told him to sell the cow for some money in the streets. Guanghui carried the cow on his shoulders, but was too wimpy to do so. He was also too much of a loser to actually make it walk. Therefore, he went back to his mother and began complaining to her that the cow was a gay and demanded that the cow be castrated. However, it was a damn COW, not a bull, and Guanghui embarrassed himself once again. Once again out of the house, Guanghui decided to grab the cow by the ears and pull it to the street.It actually worked, sort of. And that's how the loser's story began to unfold.
Tune in next time for another issue of "How to train your beansprout" brought to you by Ryan!
the redeemer ^___~
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